I hate my wife [orange_popsikle] - soon to be ex-wife - and I want to kill my son [the_captina] - he's just fawking queer as hell. I beat him up with an umbrella and a belt today. Then he grabbed it out of my hand with his rainbow suspender and stabbed me softly in the bellybutton. It hurt. A lot. :-( Then he ran up the stairs as fast as he couldn't .. because he's a lazy son of a bitch. I nevah want to see his sorry ass again.